why did tumblr change the shade of green of the reblog button its making me uncomfortable
*smirks like an anime protagonist who knows he has the upper hand in a battle*
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”
i love that’s its mostly teenage boys and dads saying bye back its so cute
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
SO much time and SO little to do.
wait swap it.
I will be going in for a full fledged return on monday.
Kristen Bell and sloths on Ellen
This is the best video on the web
She’s seriously the cutest thing ever.