Causality

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the-absolute-best-posts: awidesetvagina: this is still the best...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:57:52 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

New Kick-Ass 2 Poster

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:56:14 -0400

New Kick-Ass 2 Poster

When you rearrange the letters in the word 'ASTRONOMER', you get 'MOON STARER'.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:42:26 -0400

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:27:49 -0400

based on tumblr alone you're my new favorite sales kid. KBYEEE.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:27:03 -0400

ahahah awwwww stop it youre too kind. but thank you very much :) kbiyeeeeee

obsessions

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:57:01 -0400

food
women
disney
harry potter
avatar (both LOK and ATLA)
star wars
dragonball z
fitness
fashion
hairstyles
food.

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:55:01 -0400

thelegendofdarklink: pleatedjeans: via Human used water pulse...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:54:19 -0400

thelegendofdarklink:

pleatedjeans:

via

Human used water pulse on mini onix. Super effective.

Six types of Love

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:53:27 -0400

timmy75:

psych-facts:

Eros

a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love

Ludus
a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once

Storge
an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity

Pragma
love that is driven by the head, not the heart

Mania
obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows; very possessive and often jealous lovers

Agape
selfless altruistic love; spiritual

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:47:36 -0400

from Avatar the Last Airbender: Art of the Animated Series

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:47:27 -0400

from Avatar the Last Airbender: Art of the Animated Series

I have got the gift of one liners. and you've got the curse of curves.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:38:54 -0400

#throwbackthatthursday #eventhough #itsfriday #ihaven’tgonetosleep #soitsstillthrusday #unnecessaryhashtags

P.P.S

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:37:33 -0400

i post text thingy ma bobbers on tumblr that which need more explanation than twitter. and that need more fandom than instagram. kay shoots den bahh.

P.S

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:36:35 -0400

i need a haircut. my barber needs to be there tomorrow. finna get a skin low fade don’t touch the sides or top. I’m growing that shit out.

i have a list of disney characters that i very much enjoy.

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:35:45 -0400

but you know who is the most underrated character. and im just spitballing this here. even though i believe it to be true.

is motherfucking CHOWDER.

yano from lke monster house. he is my nigga. and he is hilarious…

1. he threw a basketball and it rebounded and hit him in the face.

2. refer to number one.

okay tumblr i am so done.
goodnightus mangus. see you tomorrowskis.

pizzaforpresident: howlongtilyoufindyourfeet: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: one time i saw someone...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 03:32:38 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

howlongtilyoufindyourfeet:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

OP on 4chan only posted this on march 24th, it’s entirely possible that carry-on-my-wayward-butt actually saw this event take place.

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